The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Heartbroke Kid (2005)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Scarf-ables Sales Rep, Dr. Hibbert, Scratchy, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Rainier Wolfcastle, German Man #3
Quotes
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[Spengler has harnessed the patients at his weight-loss clinic to a chariot]
Tab Spangler : Here's what's going to happen. You're going to pull me in this chariot while I whip you and you tell me how you got so fat.
[cracks whip]
Tab Spangler : Go!
Kent Brockman : I'm Kent Brockman. I gorge on kettle corn between weather and sports.
Tab Spangler : We know. Your side-fat is spilling over to Channels 5 and 7. I hope you're getting three paychecks.
[cracks whip]
Bart Simpson : I'm Bart Simpson. I'm just big-boned.
Tab Spangler : [cracks whip] No such thing!
Bart Simpson : Growth spurt?
Tab Spangler : [cracks whip] Doesn't exist!
Bart Simpson : This can't be legal!
Tab Spangler : [cracks whip] It's legal enough!