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Don't Look Up (2021)
Jennifer Lawrence: Kate Dibiasky
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Quotes
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Kate Dibiasky : You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for.
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Kate Dibiasky : Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me.
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Kate Dibiasky : We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
Dr. Randall Mindy : When did you do those calculations?
Kate Dibiasky : I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
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Kate Dibiasky : Am I to understand correctly that, after all the information you've received today, the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"?
Jason Orlean : I'm sorry, who is she?
Kate Dibiasky : Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?
Jason Orlean : I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. So I'm doing fine.
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President Orlean : Mmm-hmm. So how certain is this?
Dr. Randall Mindy : There's 100% certainty of impact.
President Orlean : Please, don't say 100%.
Old Aide #2 : Can we just call it a potentiality significant event?
President Orlean : Yeah.
Kate Dibiasky : But it isn't *potentially* going to happen. It *is* going to happen.
Dr. Randall Mindy : Exactly, 99.78% to be exact.
Jason Orlean : Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe : Well, scientists never like to say 100%.
President Orlean : Call it 70% and let's just move on.
Kate Dibiasky : But it's not even close to 70%.
President Orlean : You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're going to die. You know? It's just nuts.
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Waitress : That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there.
Dr. Randall Mindy : I don't know why I have this on.
Nearby Diner : Listen, just tell us what's going on.
Guy from the Bar : I got three scared kids at home. How about you just tell us something.
Dr. Randall Mindy : I understand. I wish could share information, but...
Guy from the Bar : We're people just like you. We deserve to know!
Kate Dibiasky : They're right. They deserve to know. Do you really wanna know what's going on?
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe : Kate, don't. Kate.
Dr. Randall Mindy : Kate.
Kate Dibiasky : They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. So they're gonna let it hit the planet to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich!
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Yule : Nice to meet you. I'm Yule.
June Mindy : Yule.
Yule : I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. Do you game?
Kate Dibiasky : It's really doubtful she knows.
Yule : You're right.
June Mindy : Who said I game?
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Dr. Randall Mindy : Why don't you go find some, uh... what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones?
Kate Dibiasky : Fingerling potatoes?
Yule : Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes!
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Riley Bina : You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.
Kate Dibiasky : Oh.
Dr. Randall Mindy : That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say... We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person.
Riley Bina : Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck?
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[Kate sits in a car with a bag over her head]
Dr. Randall Mindy : I did everything I could. They won't listen.
Kate Dibiasky : Surprise, surprise.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe : I'm starting to think you just like riling people up.
Dr. Randall Mindy : I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am.
Kate Dibiasky : Oh, Randall. God. Where's Brie Evantee? Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant that only serves cubes and foam?
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe : Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way.
Dr. Randall Mindy : And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs? You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this.
Kate Dibiasky : I can't! My head is in a bag!
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Kate Dibiasky : Watch out for him. He'll charge you for free shit.
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Kate Dibiasky : I'm sorry... Are we not being clear? We're trying to tell you that the entire planet is about to be destroyed.
Brie Evantee : Well it's uh, you know, it's something we do around here. We just keep the bad news light.
Jack Bremmer : Right. Helps the medicine go down. And speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got a...
Kate Dibiasky : Well maybe the destruction of the entire planet isn't supposed to be fun.
[Everyone stops]
Kate Dibiasky : Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. And upsetting. And you stay up all night every night crying... when we're all 100% for sure going to fucking die!
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Kate Dibiasky : Can I say something?
Jason Orlean : Yeah, we've been dying to hear what you gotta say.
Kate Dibiasky : I didn't vote for you. But this is obviously much bigger than my misgivings. So I will be 100% behind this effort. No matter how offensive I may find you.
President Orlean : Hmm. Wow. That's great.
Jason Orlean : Yeah. That's really nice. You know, I did have the FBI put that bag over your head. They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it.
Kate Dibiasky : You know, I had a feeling. I really did.
Jason Orlean : It's a good feeling 'cause that is what I did. And it was very funny and cool.
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Jason Orlean : I wrote that.
Kate Dibiasky : Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan?
Dr. Randall Mindy : Yes. Yes.
Jason Orlean : No, that's something totally different.
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Kate Dibiasky : I'm grateful...
[long pause]
Kate Dibiasky : I'm grateful we tried.
Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe : [Beat] Man, oh, man, did we try.
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Kate Dibiasky : What if we have to go to the bathroom?
Jason Orlean : We'll lay out some newspaper for you. Grab you a can of Febreze.