After Lex Luthor threatens to shut down their beloved dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider concoct a scheme to save it.
As they prepare for Noonan's grand reopening, Kite Man hires a new employee. much to the chagrin of Golden Glider. Meanwhile, Queen of Fables' new role leads to unexpected opportunity.
When a villain-themed chain restaurant opens across the street, Kite Man and Golden Glider worry it will put Noonan's out of business. After uncovering a relationship checklist on Golden Glider's computer, Kite Man takes a big leap.
While decorating their new shared apartment, Kite Man learns some disturbing truths about Golden Glider's childhood. After accidentally time traveling to the 1980s, Bane falls in love.