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usually screaming about CR or biology - rarely use tags, sorry! sometimes posts art or writing. Maggie/Aggy, she/her, 25, bi, biologist, Canadian
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Get your hands dirty - Chapter 3

Perc’ahlia | E for smut | Campaign 1 AU with sprinkles of TLOVM | Percy is the pact weapon AU | COMPLETE

Percival sleeps -

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and then he doesn’t.

He startles weakly, nerves worn from a day’s disuse. But the sensation of something moving across his chest, with careful trepidation - 

Percy rolls onto his side and reflexively seizes it.

Has he fallen asleep again? Because that’s Vex’s wrist he’s holding. And in her grasp (so indirectly his as well) is a folded letter, one corner stained with his own blood. 

Everything seeps back in, slow clouds of warmth in his head. Waking up on the stone tablet, no colder than he; Ripley is dead; Pike brought him back; Keyleth kept Orthax from him. And through it all Vex looming, unusually quiet. Much like he was, in her position.

His eyes flit up. Rare indeed is it to see Vex’ahlia surprised. Surprise is superseded by a tumble of emotions she can’t quite hide in time: relief and disappointment and elation and shame and guilt (which he knows well are different things).

“You don’t usually snore,” she says quickly.

“... Not usually, no.”

Exhaustion is just enough to keep him from replying that, well, he doesn’t usually die, either. So instead he tries to wake, enough to keep up with the pace of her breathing. A moment later he’s conscious enough to let go of her wrist. Slowly, as you release a wild bird.

Vex’ahlia is flushed - with embarrassment or alcohol or both - and sits on the edge of the bed. Cabal’s Ruin, draped over a chair, is suddenly thoroughly interesting to her. It’s almost interesting to him, too. It should be. A Vestige. But the sparks and stars and shimmer of it all is hurting his eyes, while Vex’ahlia is much easier to look at. 

She says, “I’m sorry, Percy,” and she says this like it burns her. “I just - fuck! We didn’t mean for you to know. Pretend we never read it.” 

That… makes sense. She was returning the letter. The letter he wrote in case he died. Because he was dead. 

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*deep breath in*

*deep breath out*

Let AAC users say fuck!

Let them swear, let them say fuck and asshole and anything else they want.

Let them program their devices to say ‘fuck off’ instead of just ‘leave me alone, please’. Let them have language that’s adult or even offensive! Give them the ability to communicate the same as anyone else- let them have the option to be abrasive and even rude for when people are being assholes, let them swear casually so they can joke with their peers and say shit like ‘can you pass the damn ketchup’!!!!!!!!

Let disabled people say fuck!

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ashnistrike

In the year between college and grad school, I got a job at a deaf-hearing relay. This is a service that "translates" between people with text interfaces and speak-aloud interfaces - this was well before any business or indeed most of the population had regular access to online chat. So Deaf folks would call up on TTY phone and I would put the call through to a business or a friend or relative or whoever, and I would "voice" whatever the Deaf person typed and then type back to them whatever the speaking person said.

This job required two important skills. The first was typing really fast, and being able to transcribe quickly and accurately from natural speech. You could sometimes ask the speaker to slow down, but do that too much and you're keeping the conversation from flowing smoothly.

The second was the ability to say whatever the Deaf person typed with the correct emotion, and with zero embarrassment. Are they being an asshole to a service person? Sharing TMI about their weekend activities? Planning a heist? They get to do that the same as a caller who doesn't have you on the line! So the job interview involves getting handed a sheet full of dialogue, with swears and sexual innuendo aplenty, and you have to act everything out to the interviewer without crawling under a desk. Anyone can learn to type, but if you can't yell "fuck you" at an interviewer without muttering, they're gonna find someone else.

And if you can take that seriously as a requirement for actual live people, you can put it in your AAC app.

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Hey guys, I wanted to talk about my friend Mohammed Al-Shaer here. I'm very lucky and blessed to be able to call him my friend these days. I just wish we had met under better circumstances. He's very sweet, kind, he's thoughtful and he always has something funny to say. Even when I'm stressed he wants to hear what I'm worried about to comfort me. I don't have the heart to always tell him "I'm worried about you."

It's very hard to hear "Habibi don't worry about me" from someone who keeps getting poisoned in the kidneys by polluted water. From someone who told you about the complete mutilation and destruction he just barely escaped during the Rafah invasion. How do you get yourself to stop worrying you won't hear from him again?

You keep working to make sure he'll survive.

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m-elshaer038

The friend who supported me a lot in this war Thank you, my friend, and I hope to see you in better circumstances than at this time🤍🤍🤍🤍🫂

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nickmarini

Ayden’s Build 

TL;DR: Barbarian 1, Druid  2 (Circle of the Stars), Paladin 8 (Oath of the Ancients), and Cleric 9 (Peace Domain). Feats: Squire of Solamnia, Remarkable Recovery, Warcaster, Knight of Crowns, Spelldriver, Tough.

Building Ayden was a joy and a journey. To begin we were told we had 20 levels to work with and stats of 20 across the board. The only thing I knew about Ayden from the session 0 was that he was going to be a Cleric of the Everlight and that I wanted to make him the best support character I could. I also knew that the Dawnfather was aware of the mission briefing and so would have directed his growth to the task at hand. 

Stats of 20 meant multiclassing into any class was possible and that any ability score based bonuses or proficiency based abilities were going to be very good. I figured that with a warlock and a sorcerer we’d have some pretty good counterspelling and 9th level spell access, so I didn’t worry myself about either of those, instead focusing on making sure we all survived. 

The Dawnfather and The Everlight share 2 of 3 Domains. Life and Light. The Everlight’s 3rd domain is Peace. The Peace Domain cleric is an excellent subclass and its 6th level ability, Protective Bond, was something I knew I wanted to build around. The ability to take hits for, and aid, my siblings while teleporting around the battlefield is an excellent support ability and it also lets allies in the bond do the same, fostering sibling unity and cohesion.

With the Dawnfather having Nature as his unique domain separate from the Everlight, and literally sending himself to Exandria to infiltrate a city full of the greatest mages of the age, the Oath of Ancients Paladin seemed like an obvious path. It is the nature Paladin, (his domain) and 7 levels gives you both Aura of Protection and Aura of Warding. This means as Ayden moves through the battlefield with Protective Bond he will be granting allies +5 to saves from his cha as well as resistance to damage from spells. Incredibly good going up against the wizards of Aeor he knew he would encounter. I didn’t want to go to 10 with Paladin because I didn’t want to be immune to frightened. I just felt that fear played too large a role in the reasons the gods were here and although aura of courage is probably my favorite ability going back to 3rd edition, I felt like it wasn’t right for Ayden. He had to fear in order to reinforce his need to hope. 

These two classes were set relatively quickly and then I began looking at how else I was going to build him out. 

I really liked the idea of being able to grant my allies some extra attacks and so I was looking at battle master to get commanders strike and goading attack as well as maneuvering attack to help take hits for and position my allies. Action Surge is also a great ability that could really come in handy if I needed to save someone and needed one extra action to do so. 

I was also looking at the 2nd level Divination Wizard ability Portent. The ability to fully dictate 2 rolls is very powerful in certain circumstances, especially if the numbers are very high or very low.

Both these seemed good but weren’t feeling totally right from a character perspective. They felt too forced.

As I was playing around with these two classes I was also building Aydens backstory. I really liked the idea of him being agriculturally focused, as this aspect of the Dawnfather is actually his youngest. Sun begets days, and thus time and seasons, and as civilization evolves agriculture follows. The fighter levels lent the idea that he has spent some time training under a knight or some such warrior, and I knew that he would eventually find his way to Trist to begin his tutelage and become her cleric. I liked there being these different eras of his life. 

It was around this time that I got an awesome email asking me to describe Ayden visually so that the incredibly talented Hannah Friederichs and Cael Lyons could begin to bring Ayden and the Dawnfather to life. I wanted Ayden to be a simply dressed with a shield he took from his mentor, but no sword for striking. They sent 4 sketches and told me I could mix and match as I desired. Image #1 however was exactly as I had envisioned him. It was the simplest and had this depth to his eyes that told the story of a much older soul in this 15 year old body. It was so perfect that it made me realize I had been going in the totally wrong direction with fighter and wizard. The concepts of nature and agriculture were suddenly staring me in the face. It was not wizard, but druid, and his mentor could have taught him to be a paladin as easily as fighter, but if he is the bringer of agriculture who has he brought it to? A remote tribe still hunting and gathering was the answer. Barbarian therefore replaced fighter. I can’t tell you how influential the sketch I received was. It felt like a bolt of lightning suddenly clarified everything. 

I was for sure cleric 6, Paladin 7 and now looking at druid and barbarian. 

I didn’t know Druid subclasses very well but Circle of the Stars jumped out from the pack just with its name. The Sun after all is a star. When I read its 2nd level abilities Starmap and Starry form it was so obvious. I can cast Guiding Bolt to set up those attacks I wanted to grant, and I can glow instead of wild shape and either heal more or have a massive bonus to maintain the concentration spells I knew I wanted to cast. For the keeper of time to know how to read the stars just felt right. It also feel right that the druids of a tribe that had been hunting and gathering during the tumultuous Calamity would have learned to navigate by the stars, a singular constant in an every changing age. 

Barbarian has a number of interesting subclasses but none felt like they clicked. 1 level of Barbarian though, for a character with 20 dexterity and 20 constitution, catapults your AC to 20 and it also gives you a proficiency in Constitution saving throws if you take it as your first class, again reinforcing those concentration rolls. He was found as a child by this barbarian tribe and his first class is also his first community. Barbarian was the strong foundation I would build upon. 

I was now Cleric 6, Paladin 7, Druid 2, Barbarian 1. Reorganized to be the order Ayden would have taken them in it becomes the following:

Barbarian 1, Druid  2 (Circle of the Stars), Paladin 7 (Oath of the Ancients), and Cleric 6 (Peace Domain)

4 more levels to distribute. As a player who has mostly played 3.5 (I think downfall just about doubled the amount of 5E I have played) feats are my absolute favorite things, so getting to multiples of 4 in class levels to grab some was something I wanted to do (also I didn’t have to worry about ability score increases)! I had already given one feat up by taking barb and druid but I made up for it with the human variant. I also took the Knight of Solamnia background to give me Squire of Solamnia, the prerequisite for Knight of the Crowns which would give me the ability to grant attacks to my allies without needing battle maneuvers. 

So I upped paladin from 7-8 for a feat and then decided to take Cleric from 6-9 because it gave me a feat and access to the spell Dawn. I mean the Dawnfather should be able to cast Dawn after all! 

Now to feats

1) Background: Squire of Solamnia to give me the prerequisite for Knight of the Crowns

2) Human Variant: Remarkable Recovery. I knew I’d be taking extra damage so having 5 extra hp from any healing I get might just be the difference. It also plays into his background. He had to leave the Barbarian tribe he brought agriculture to because his skin could not retain the ceremonial tattoo ink that would have symbolized his initiation into the community. 

3) Cleric 4 Warcaster to get advantage on those concentration checks, that along with proficiency and starry form of the dragon means I need to take 28 damage (56 if it’s a spell) to even have to roll, and when I do I get advantage and proficiency on the check. Getting me to lose concentration is gonna be a task. 

4) Paladin 4 Knight of the Crown getting to grant an attack proficiency times per day combos wonderfully with Starmaps free guiding bolt, conveniently also proficiency times per day. 

5) Cleric 8 Spelldriver I’m gonna be casting a bunch of spells so the ability to cast multiple each turn is going to make my support spells come out much faster. I have a big fam to take care of!

6) Paladin 8 Tough I really went back and forth between this and Inspiring Leader. Granting all my siblings 25 temp hp is amazing but ultimately I decided that as I’d be tanking a bunch of damage I’d need toughness. Toughness gave me 15 more hp than Inspiring leader would have, and I ended up going down to 14 at one point so it was a decision that very much paid off by a single HP! Don’t wanna pop a deathward if you can help it!

Last but not least we were granted 2 magic items. One very rare and one uncommon. For my uncommon I chose a cloak of resistance, a parting gift from the tribe that Ayden could not join. This upped my saves to 11s or 17s and took my AC to 23. For his very rare magic item I took a spellguard shield, inherited from the knight who brought him from the remote tribe to Trist‘s school, giving me advantage on saving throws vs spells and magical effects and inflicting disadvantages on spell effects targeting me. Combine that with resistance to spells from Aura of Warding and that’s a nasty nasty combo v wizards. 

All in all Ayden’s build is an incredibly hard to target tanky support character who can move through the battlefield protecting his allies and being an absolute nightmare for enemy spellcasters. The only thing I really didn’t fully consider was just how much damage he would take from Warding Bond which totally bypasses all those wonderfully crafted defenses. As crazy as it is, I think we barely got to scratch the surface of Aydens full potential and it’s probably good those mages decided to cast spells at everyone else because Ayden was going to be a tough character for a spell caster to crack. The Commanding Rally did get to shine allowing characters who specialized in weapon attacks to get a little extra out of those 20 level commitments. Ayden’s build was crafted to keep his siblings alive and let them shine as bright as possible together. I’m very proud of him!

If you read all this then you’re as nerdy as me and deserve a reward!

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Man Im glad Kosa didnt pass and all but let me tell you how joker-fying it is to rely on another country's decision on what the ENTIRE internet should look like and you can't even do the posturing bit of "calling your reps" because they're NOT your reps, you're simply a neocolonized idiot.

Like I know I'm supposed to be happy but the reality that a law passed in the US would directly affect the platforms I make money, in Brazil, is kind of depressing.

And then you come to Tumblr and a bunch of these dumbasses are trying to convince each other to intentionally not vote.

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horse-ebooks

can you shut the fuck up you dumbass marvel brained idiot american?? 1. didn't Harris literally vocally support this law?? 2. regardless of which imperialist is in charge, the issue here is still Empire itself!!

you call yourself an anarchist in your bio, how is this hard to understand? what op brings up has nothing to do with voting. no matter who we elect in the imperial core, the fact remains that a tiny few global north countries rule the entire rest of the world with an iron fist. global internet infrastructure will still keep having to bend to the whims of american capital and legislation! the imperial core by design can't just vote away the subservience and powerlessness op talks about! imperialism is a system, not just a policy!

> "radical anarchist"

> "these OTHER people not voting are causing a MESS for us guys here in the empire!!!!!"

I need you to think three times before commenting that shit again. Your country almost passed a law that would change my livelihood and there was no poll, no such thing as voting for a specific, wide scaling issue that affects people all over the world. It got blocked bc Republicans were being petty, Democrats were alllll for it.

The fact that I need to understand what that means and how your system works to eat is already a fucking scandal, nevermind that apparently I understand it better than you do.

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pipdepop

Every time AO3 makes an update, there’s a chorus of ‘and can we please please please be able to leave kudos on each chapter pleeeeease?!?!’

In theory, this is a nice idea. We’ve all smashed the kudos button on our favourite fics, bemoaning the fact we can’t give them all the love.

But ya’ll, kudos per chapter would absolutely fucking suck.

For readers, it would suck because it would compound the existing problem of making it hard to find fics that are good and not just long - not that a fic can’t be both! But there are plenty of Pulitzer-worthy one-shots out there that are buried way way down the list when ranked by number of kudos, because they’re beneath a bunch of 50/? fics where the author lost sight of where the hell the story was going 30 chapters ago, but their fic has had 50x the chances to be viewed so has more kudos. It would encourage authors to release their fics in lots of little chapters instead of a few longer ones/one-shots as they might otherwise have done (and as might otherwise suit the story).

And for authors it would especially suck, as it would compound the existing problem of people not commenting. Kudos are very much appreciated, but comments make an author’s day; but so few people bother, and frankly, it’s disheartening. Let people just click a button to show their appreciation for each new chapter? The hits:kudos:comments ratio would get even worse than it already is.

You can already ‘give kudos’ for each chapter of a fic on AO3 - by commenting. Hell you can literally write ‘kudos!’ It will make the author smile, I promise.

I actually never thought about it like this. If you are a fic writer or reader you should definitely read this 👆

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lyadrielle

And then the thunder goes KABOOM CRACK BANG! And Loudna is freed from the confines of the corrupted Sun Tree! And Delilah... Delilah... Well that's another can of worms altogether XD

Super excited I got episode 37 for CR Abridged! ⚡️

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turtletoria

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