"i like kris deltarune a normal amount" i say to myself as I spend 20 hours on a cross stitch of them
I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking
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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man
I once had to explain to my then-gf that Star Wars is like "at the end of the day, even a single person can be a ripple in the movement to destroy fascism. the empire will crumble when confronted with the inherent goodness of the human spirit. to hope is not weak, our hope makes us strong. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, Admiral Beebo?" and then a little frog in a fighter jet goes "BEEBO WEEE-HOO!"
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oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans
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"For good" meaning that you had a reasonable expectation that you wouldn't be moving back in with your parents later. For example:
- If you moved to college but still returned to your parents' home in between terms, that would NOT count as "for good."
- If you moved out expecting it to be "for good" but later had to move back in due to extenuating circumstances (e.g. you lost your job or your housing), count the FIRST time you originally moved out "for good."
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We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks
Don't get to be the shower's nice wet, have to be stupid wet, can't do anything yet cause you're dripping and naked, your hair is a mess, it's big sucks
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thank you to whoever made this meme, it's a big hit in the lab and sends microbiologists into hysterics
Typing this out in case anyone is having a hard time reading!
Bacteria in Nature (Strong Shiba Inu):
- eating literal dirt
- defying the physical limits of life
- this is my third eukaryotic extinction in a row (cheering hands)
Bacteria in the lab (smaller Shiba Inu):
- not my favorite sugar :( :( :(
- the pH is off by 0.001
- is this tap water? i'm allergic
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Rewatched the meet the companions IGN video and spotted this in the corner.