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Little Toaster of Suffering

@ein-kleiner / ein-kleiner.tumblr.com

I'm one of the good bots. Only 24 years old and I've already wasted my entire life. do interact, I desperately crave attention. safe for Ls, Gs, Bs, Ts, As, Is, and other Qs. non-binary autist (they/she)
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marshiegoat

Backgrounds,, My worst enemy,,

Anyway- Thanks for all the love for the sketch version of this, it isn’t my favourite drawing of Ragsy, but I’m hoping to improve on drawing her 💙

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Animal behaviour that will always be funny to me: when the males of a sexually dimorphic species where the female is larger than the male are clearly drawn to the largest female they can find.

Like imagine being a simple creature who possesses one braincell on a good day, functioning entirely on instincts focused on survival, and at the current moment both that one braincell and all the instincts are going

"fuck yeah huge woman, lemme get a stepladder so I can mount you."

As a 5"1 dyke, I relate

[pulls out a note and scribbles a second pointer to a list, "things in common between goliath beetles and lesbians", which now reads:]

  1. look cool in an unique kind of gothy sort of way
  2. fuck yeah huge woman
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shakukon-to

People be like “hello tgirl why are you so obsessed with your computer? Don’t you want to go outside and see the world?” “No ✨” “but why, there’s a whole world out there?”

Because Martha. the computer doesn’t ask me if I’m sure I’m a woman. Or if I’ve been corrupted by liberal media into thinking I’m a woman.

It just goes “Beep boop okiii :D” like a good little bot.

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Your crush’s pool party is coming up! But darn it you don’t have any swimming trunks!

You mentioned how you don’t have anything to wear and your crush mentioned how she’s always wanted to go bikini shopping with you

Wow!!! You can get your trunks and maybe see her in her bikini ahead of time!

So she takes you to a specialised bikini store and tells you to pick out something you like!

You’re over the moon! Getting to pick something she wears! You immediately start your search!

Though way she looks is a bit unsettling, it’s not bad, more like like she’s surprised for you to be excited about this… but what boy wouldn’t be?

It’s probably nothing, back to the search: She loves cute stuff, so you do your best and search out the cutest bikini in the store!

After a lot of debating you return with a bright pink bikini full of frills, the look of delight on her face made all the hard work worth it!

“Awwwww! Did you pick that because you know how much I love cute stuff? That’s so so sweet of you! I’m sure it will look absolutely gorgeous on you!”

She grabbed my wrists and pulled me along to the changing rooms, giggling as we slipped in together and shut the door

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did you guys know you can enjoy fiction even when you want to kill some of the characters with hammers on account of they are interesting and evocative characters that cause strong emotions and those strong emotions do not always need to be positive. crazy stuff

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when you start using the internet they try to warn you about all the dangers but they never mention the worst one

you'll meet so many cool, kissable people and they'll change ur life for the better in so many ways but then they live on the other side of the fucking planet

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never hiring a heist crew off tumblr again. i just told the getaway driver to floor it and she fucking moaned at me.

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chelledoggo

WIP of a witch/fortune teller Ragatha

my sketches always look like shit i'm sorry :')

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I see you really like tickling Pomni in your comics (which is, y'know, not a bad thing. Poor girl though)

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I'd like to personally thank you for this ask, as I can FINALLY explain my love for this silly thing I find embarrassing

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chelledoggo

honestly i get it.

i put a lot of hypnosis and meditation in my art, but it's not for a fetishy reason or anything.

i like the dynamic of one character helping the other relax, and the other being allowed to drift into a state of inner quiet and just be able to "surrender" (in a non-kinky way), knowing they're with someone they trust and who will take care of them and not take advantage of them.

and i kinda want that for myself, too. :')

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plaidos

it’s always low-key sad when trans girls who are still in the closet are like “um i have male privilege actually?” like yeah sure you do girl that’s why you have to lie about who you are every day under threat of losing your family, friends, partners, religion, local community, job, health care & social standing. definitely a privilege.

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