Alien Vampire

In the morning, the clock tgirl rolls out of bed. She's staying with other people for the time being, so she throws on some of her old boy clothes- stretched to it's limits in new places- and ambles to the bathroom, the scruff on her face contrasting with the contour of her body. Her voice croaks before settling into an androgynous, partially trained cadence, and slowly, she prepares to face the world.

SIERRA DEAR GOD LEAVE SOME HOT FOR THE REST OF US hsnmdjdjxhxhdb that is a whole vibbbbbeeeee 🥺

(Also I bet that prep comes with a coffee in the shower 🤭)

You're goddamn right that prep comes with coffee in the shower. You're a fucking uncultured coward if you believe for one fucking SECOND that I'm not sipping that shower coffee, titties out, hips looking like this. Maybe that's my secret, huh? Ever think that? Maybe the reason I'm so hot is because of shower coffee? Maybe only hot people can have shower coffee? Hm? You never thought of that did you? That's right. Because I'm on the next LEVEL. Only someone with thighs this bangaliciois could even DREAM of things like the holy elixir that is shower coffee. You're beneath me. Worm.

Look even as your sworn yuri enemy I see the benefit. It’s time efficiency. If you aren’t drinking shower coffee you’re wasting your time and not OPTIMIZING your time then are you truly living? No. Only those with thighs that could crush skulls and bangalicious booty could possibly understand. In that we are united.

I’m sure this conversation won’t bother any particular marine/domesticated pet hybrids out there~.

Are you implying that certain cartilaginous fish and felid hybrids exist that would take issue with my fine art of consuming caffeinated beverages in the shower?

There could potentially be one out there in existence, who’s very same shark-cat skin crawls at the thought of a nice, hot coffee while taking a stark nude shower? In this economy?

Hmmmmmm. I’ll have to see what @whalesharkcat thinks 🤭

HOT. COFFEE. IN. THE . SHOWER?????

There is enough sin in this world, why must you worsen the lives of hundreds by exposing them to your ungodly ways?

Coffee is meant to be drank slowly, enjoying every single sip. And even if you have to get to work soon, or have to shower afterwards, you should take your time. Additionally, you shouldn't drink coffee when you are standing in a hot shower, your body wet and slippery, and the air filled with steam and water droplets.

Coffee and showers should be seperated for life. It's essential for the future growth of mankind.

It's the most wonderful time of the week,

I accidentally cut this croptop so short that I literally cannot wear it without a bra unless I keep my arms down all day, or else it's a one-way ticket to nipcity. And I'm not a mom myself, but anything's possible ;)

Tags after the break <3 Let me know if you want to make my list!

Hey, uh, could you get me something off the top shelf. Oh, no, the other thing. Just keep reaching up there until you find the right thing.

I have been informed that I'm not yet allowed to post my nipples on Tumblr, pending further discussion.

Well, I wouldn't want you to disregard your legal counsel. I'll just keep watching from here. You know for when you find the right thing. That's definitely why I'm so focused on you.

It's me I'm both these people--

My life's aspiration is to be a pin on somebody's "cool queer goth outfits" pinterest board

Finally started playing Wind Waker~! Such a charming game, it hasn’t aged a day ❤️

reminder to everyone in the notes that this is real and not shopped

This is gender affirming care

i genuinely do get confused when people refer to harrow as femme bc like… she’s not she’s just really committed to being a nun and pretending she doesn’t have a body. she takes her robe off in the pool scene and underneath there’s an entire other outfit she wears fully into the pool. she’s in gods house opening an artery so she can have skull paint when she throws up 95 times in a row just to feel like herself. her gender presentation is commitment

ok ms. thang

@virtualgirladvance

She's everything 🥺

Let's All Love Lan

Was really tempted to go by Lain at one point tbh

Maybe one day

Maybe someday you'll have the intelligence to put the AI back into Lan.

Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn

They're staring each other down in some bland ass room painted a soothing blue like

Clark: ... This HAS to be some sort of conflict of interest

Harley: aww not to worry Supes I'm totally profresh

Clark: that's not actually that reassuring

Clark starting to try and open up even though that usually requires an emotional crowbar: it's just... isolating, sometimes. There's not really any one person that is in the same position as me and it's... Hard

Harley: well that's why we have emotional support networks rather than just one person! I know I'm your position it's especially hard to build that up, but you've done a rather impressive job so far. I mean, you break it down, and Lolo may be your wife, but she's not gonna know everything you go through, nor should she have to. She understands your workplace stresses, the justice league is there for hero stuff, Diana gets being powerful enough to scare people, Kara and J'onn are both in the last survivors boat, and when it comes to the complications of balancing identities, Brucie will be there. The best part of all this is that you also don't have to be everything to any one person, which is something you seem ta struggle with.

Clark: oh. You're... good at this?

Harley: I fuckin told ya I was

HEY IM. REAL HAPPY RN

"your room's a mess"

of course my room's a mess im a beautiful transgender woman

@virtualgirladvance

She's everything 🥺

Let's All Love Lan

In the morning, the clocky tgirl rolls out of bed. She's staying with other people for the time being, so she throws on some of her old boy clothes- stretched to it's limits in new places- and ambles to the bathroom, the scruff on her face contrasting with the contour of her body. Her voice croaks before settling into an androgynous, partially trained cadence, and slowly, she prepares to face the world.

Out in the kitchen area another tgirl is making breakfast in an oversized old tshirt. Muttering obscenities at the stove in her deep morning voice. She turns to you and says she made eggs and that they're only slightly burned.

I've done it before, and now I'll do it twice more.