at this point angry bigot gamer boys are living in fully alternate realities constructed in their discord servers because I just saw a guy on Twitter say with oooonnneee hundred percent sincerity “they mean it when they say go woke, go broke. that’s why baldur’s gate 3 flopped” & a bunch of his followers were agreeing with him.

won game of the year with over 15 million copies sold for reference.

this isn’t even me defending BG3, although obviously I’m a huge fan. There are many many ways it could’ve done far better by its characters & players. I’m marveling at the fact these guys hate some of the most basic inclusion & rep so much that they’ve turned so far away from reality they’re tweeting like Flat Earthers

They've made a list of recommended vs. not recommended game judged on Wokeness™️ and this is unironically what it looks like

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

ENIGMA. FUCK

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

i will say "hello i either have a kidney infection or the worst uti in the world" and the doctor will say "mmm probably uti" and i will say "i dont knowww im super susceptible to utis and i get them once every 1-3 months and this feels different" and they'll say "no, its probably just a uti!" then they pound on sore spot where my kindey is until im near tears and then go "hmmm i think ur wrong about having a uti, this seems like a kidney infection and this is my own idea that no one else has ever thought of"

everyone thinks this is about a male doctor but women can be bad doctors too!! remember feminism

(dave barry)

Straight from the USPS website!

I have yet to see a piece of mail that doesn’t use this logo when it’s election mail. Political mail will also typically have who’s funding it somewhere on it, usually in small font along the bottom.

Check who it’s addresses to, too. If it’s official mail, it probably should have your registered name on it. If it says “Postal Customer” or “Resident” or something real generic on it, they probably don’t have any of your information.

CHAPPELL ROAN performing at the VMAs — September 11, 2024 (via Billboard)

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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It’s fun to stayy at the Y

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

what the fuck

that's a silly straw

get seussed

HEY ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT LEGAL if the jets and yachts are being used for personal purposes!The IRS is as we speak cracking down on this exact behavior, along with a slew of other illegal tax evasion techniques that rich people use.

There are tons of unfair rules, but a lot of them can, in fact, be solved!!! Biden invested in the IRS, and now they have the resources to go after the rich folks who simply didn't give a fuck about paying their taxes.

And it's working! The IRS has already collected $500m in unpaid taxes from just a thousand millionaires, and there are early reports of rich people freaking out and trying to get their taxes paid before they get audited.

(Obligatory: the GOP is actively trying to repeal the funding that made this possible so their rich friends can keep cheating the system, vote blue in November!!!)

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

This is Falkor. She glows so magnificently in the daylight we cannot even fathom what she is capable of in the dark.

that's me

Obsessed with this ad I got. What is it even trying to sell me

Some fucking incels blog post apparently

awww i thought he was gonna go the route of crystals and shit

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

ALL OF THEM