MARY OLIVER
keeping a log of symptoms from now until my gyno appointment in november because CHRIST.
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Anonymous asked:
eden’s ears in every post are killing meeee she’s like this: ^ • • v
Oh yeah? Well take THIS!!!!!
BABY BAT ATTACK!!!!!!!!
garfield of the day
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Have you ever been to Rome? Well, there's this little place in Rome called the Sistine Chapel.
There was a guy who laid on his back for two and a half years paintin' the ceiling of that place, gettin' paint in his eyes. Do you think he cried at the first sign of trouble? Hell no, he didn't.
very scientific poll
Trump won the debate like Custer won at Little Big Horn
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no sympy for max who is sick in the bathroom. ponzu says no excuses, only bedtime and spooning baby.
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Look, I understand the cathartic value of performance art. I was going to SoHo before it was SoHo.
I mean, I saw artists before they were refused grants by the NEA.
texted my brother asking if he was watching the debate and all he said was 'are you getting your transgender surgieries done in prison'
and i tell you i laughed so hard i have a coughing fit
net text was a picture of him drinking whisky straight from the bottle so
well guys. i have a headache.
trump we are taking about climate change. stay focused.
moderator: so, to clarify, you still do not have a plan?
trump: i have concepts of a plan
im HOLLERIN
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
Who the fuck is voting no and can you please give me your money? Sincerely someone who makes about $17,000 a year