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hi new followers!! an important message for you:

1. we believe victims first and foremost

2. i am not a fandom blog

3. if i hear any peeps of support from the dead boy detective, sandman, or good omens crews that they stand by gaiman, the train stops and everyone disembarks

4. nuance is in my text posts somewhere but i shan't reiterate

5. gaiman defenders blocked on sight

6. you're more than welcome to use/repost/remix/write out any fanart scribbles, just @ me and let me see what you make!

edit: 7. ko-fi here

hope this helps

yeah the final season of umbrella academy was horrible BUT it did not reintroduce the incest plotline. so thank you umbrella academy

what is the rich diversity of language for if not to get wicked silly with it?

kind of enjoying my OCs in "a simple case" so much that i might make art of em

god i hope your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth and no doctor, no surgeon, no shaman on this earth can diagnose why or how

aziraphale and crowley's old married couple bickering can go below the belt. they'll call each other an idiot and know they don't mean it. they'll yell "i'm never talking to you again!" and come back an hour later, and they both know that's expected.

but charles and edwin's old married couple bickering is like. the minute someone escalates to genuine anger the other one goes "hey :( " and they have to hug it out.

anyone calling themselves a fandom mom/dad/aunt/elder needs to know that phrase triggers my fight or flight and makes me extend my venomous barbs in a threat display

i can't do this thought experiment with our flag means death though because they don't have explicit magical realism. stede's just a guy and very easy to explode. blackbeard appears to be invincible though.

having to put up with anyone but each other for any amount of time really is the achilles heel of crowley and aziraphale

niko's day at the beach: witnessed a suicide, bought an adorable little shell souvenir, stopped a second suicide, found a bunch of sea glass!, saw some cute starfish, watched her friend beat a lady and kick her into the ocean, watched scooby doo!

now i know i said aziraphale and crowley couldn't handle crystal but charles and edwin could handle the apocalypse

i think charles and edwin could handle the stolen century AND taako magnus and merle could handle season 1 with niko still alive.

person who has stolen black queer drag slang and repackaged it into a cute little misogyny bomb: did you see chappell roan at the vmas? she cunted so pussily. queen bitch of cunts

me, a trans guy just trying to stop my vagina from slipping its harness and chasing down cars:

castiel in gay turbo hell, having his homosexuality redeemed by the angel of fags, edwin payne