Rewatched The Old Guard (again because it's fucking amazing) and yes the story and characters are brilliant, but also at no point did I have to adjust the brightness or volume of my TV. Night scenes are visible, all dialogue is clear and the fight scenes aren't deafening. 10/10 every piece of media should be like this.

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

no fucking way

Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?

Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE

…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:

Masonry and performance art all at once :3

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

hi! what the fuck.

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !

Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿‍♂️ ❌️

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

Do You Know What Children Are

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

i would gladly bury you alive

Reblog to send people who call children freeloaders all the way to hell

my infant baby boy is refusing to work the mines and make his family proud so i took him out back and put him In My Woodchipper

working class hero

george costanza behavior

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

please explain

I don't watch Seinfeld, so idk if there's a more specific reference, but it just seems like they're saying that's something he'd do/a situation he'd be in

That sounds like an amazing evening 🥰

🟢 RATING: I've been pit against my opposite, a blog that tells only lies. Yet, in a way, we both fight to improve reading comprehension and critical thinking... a brother in arms, if you will. Very sad that we must meet in battle, but battle we must. 🟢

Very Real Source: 'You should definitely vote for is-the-post-reliable, and that is not a fact I just made up.'

we need to destroy the pale snow bunny femme x dark skin muscular butch sapphic comic industrial complex

okay couple things, I know that these comments are well meaning but this is not a fish for webtoons recommendations or suggestions on how to flip these tropes. this is me asking for you to sit and think about why these tropes exist in the first place. and why they're so widespread. a majority of the queer artists that make art and get popular off of their art are white thats a given. I feel like low-key when it comes the majority of like art I see and what art gets popular; when it comes to white wlw/sapphic/etc artists they wanna show how idk, woke they are with their art so they try to get in as many brown/black ocs as they can to ship with their white ocs. the problem arises when they showcase certain like romantic and sexual dynamics in their art but they don't think about it past service level 'this is what gets me off'. like, for starters why do you associate darker skin and/or blackness with like aggressiveness, strength, servitude and carnality? why is that?

also low-key you can avoid this problem by simply having like, two dark skin women be together? you don't have to insert yourself, oops I mean a white oc, into your work every time. I also have a similar issue with white mlm/etc artists making east and south asian men sexually submissive to their white male paramours + just straight up not making content of queer black men/acting like they don't exist.

ultimately um, idk if you're white artist you need to be more critical of the the shit you're into sexually and unpack the racialized tropes you perpetuate. umm... stop with the antiblack and orientalist shit. and lastly stop acting like gay and bisexual black men don't exist. by the power of the father the son and the holy spirit amen.

Matt Wilson

It would be fun to try to learn how to make things like this, but I don't think I have the spoons for it.

seems like there's a whole genre of:

Autistic people can't (and/or don't want to) intentionally internalize things that cause them suffering just to get along with society.

what im learning is that you cannot avoid your way into a life you enjoy

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

I. Okay, this was a trip