speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
YOU GET IT
Opinions on: Cassius?
is this another echo project character whose name i don't know yet. you cant fool me george i know it's you
Flarl...??
i refuse to call it that but godspeed
i'm starting to think regular show influenced the vibe i would go for as a trans guy before i even realized it. like i watched it when i was too little to really get a lot of it but i saw everything those 2 failboys got going on and went I'm Sure This Won't Subconsciously Define My Gender Presentation Later In Life
I have this one saved!
beautiful thank you
there's like no evidence of gravityfallsdotpng ever existing aside from the internet archive but i miss it so much. maybe my sense of humor is beyond saving but some of these still genuinely make me lose it
i'm so glad other people remember this omg have some more i saved
had to scroll so far back in my camera roll for this but i have these saved
i had to make this because this is literally how ive been feeling for the past week
this idea came to me and it was too funny to resist
[image description: digital art of dipper pines from gravity falls. he has a despondent look on his face as he leans his head against a wall poster of the green m&m and says: "Oh, green MnM, we're really in it now."]
Not every piece of media needs to be a deep and profound philosophical masterpiece but I think it is kind of a tragedy to spend millions of dollars and thousands of labor hours to produce a piece of art that has nothing to say, something which only reflects the conditions under which it was produced without even thinking about them
it is very funny to see marvel fandom posters reblogging this
there's like no evidence of gravityfallsdotpng ever existing aside from the internet archive but i miss it so much. maybe my sense of humor is beyond saving but some of these still genuinely make me lose it
