Pequeño pero matón
Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.
thinking about how my dad fled his home country at 19 in the middle of a war and then after 9/11 came to my preschool to educate kids on middle eastern culture/food/clothing so they wouldn’t be scared of people in traditional/religious dress or worry when they heard someone speaking arabic
2002
it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing
today is wednesday, you dumbfuck
Gronk pull the level
a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
oh, right, the fly, the fly for the drink, the fly chosen specifically to fly into the drink, the drink's fly
we need a new tumblr palette called desolate wasteland that's all washed out browns and the background is sand and sometimes a tumblrweed blows across the screen
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
Clearly you don't own an air fryer
It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you
That one pterosaur
hey man.
Omg. It's them.
a little story about seeing the past through the present - featuring razorbill, who is the closest living relative of the great auk, a bird that became extinct not so long ago.
- Native to the Arctic and sub-Arctic region and once numbering millions of individuals, Great auks became extinct mid-19th century. The last breeding pair, found incubating an egg, was killed on 3 June 1844, on request from a merchant who wanted specimens, with Jón Brandsson and Sigurður Ísleifsson strangling the adults and Ketill Ketilsson smashing the egg with his boot. The last individual was seen in 1852, leaving no hope that the species might be extant.
Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED
I feel like people don’t talk enough about the Neon Genesis Evangelion game that was on the N64. The soundtrack uses the exact same sound font as Super Mario 64 which resulted in the funniest official rendition of Komm, süsser Tod:
so that's what theyre called