good for breakfast or dinner as snack can walk in your stomach
at a birthday party and i start shazaming when everyone sings happy birthday
first rule of software development is just deploy that shit baby
I know this is about CloudStrike, but I just yanked an SD card out of a raspberry pi inside an IOT device. They deployed the developer's machine by duplicating the SD card.
This means every single device out in the wild has:
- the developer's command history
- the developer's browser history
- the source code to their code
- access to their private github repositories
- a username/password to one of their log servers
- the URL you need to GPS track any of their trucks
- the identity of their "stealth startup", because I can look up the names of all the developers on linkedin, see they all work for the same "stealth startup", and see that their email addresses all end in @SECRETCOMPANY.EGG
- their slack login (browser cookies)
So yes. developers just be deploying whatever
debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"
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man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character
is it a bad sign that "man" is the least accurate part of this post
is it a bad sign that large birds circle above me whenever i leave the house and they scream and scream and scream
Top 5 women?
bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
i tried to but all the ones i asked told me they already had names
Any time I get really excited about a food I'm eating I go on amazon to look at the generated shirts made about it
do you guys ever realize how much your friends genuinely fucking love you and just start crying
pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this
Because you're so
Btw these have started producing tomatoes now and the plant that grew was not even heirloom tomatoes it's some kind of cherry tomato. I was bamboozled. Feeling real stupice myself