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@theaceofarrows

pfp art is by @cryptic-coven-scout. [She/her] you can call me Ace or AoA. Asks and comments are always welcome (I enjoy asks I'm just awkward). Very random posts about various fandoms I like and a lot of incorrect quotes and very crappy memes. [apologizing to anyone who follows me for my awful grammar skills and spelling errors; dyslexia hates me with a passion]. Side blogs @acepolls @DanyTheConqueror-JonTheWhiteWolf.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Nimona (2023), The Owl House (Cartoon), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nimona & Hunter | The Golden Guard & Lloyd Garmadon Characters: Nimona (Nimona), Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House), Lloyd Garmadon Additional Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Fluff and Humor, These kids need a break, Crack Treated Seriously, How Do I Tag, No beta we die like my statement about never writing anything, I wrote this while eating gummy bears, Shocking I know, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, I'm weirdly proud of this Summary:

"Have, or have had an evil relative" Lloyd asked.

Groaning Hunter snatched an orange gummy bear. "Yeah, I had one." he said exasperated.

Nodding in understanding Lloyd said, "Ugh, it's the worst right?"

"Totally." Hunter agreed.

Both boys then turned to the pink haired shapeshifter next to them who was distracted with using her gummy bears to make a mock wrestling match.

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Aka three interdimensional teenagers getting to know each other whilst simultaneously getting sugar highs in the process

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polyhexian

I am glad we all accept Hunter has killed or caused serious violence to others as the golden guard because it's important for his development but. Storywise. I think it's clear they didn't actually want to imply that. He didn't want to actually kill the selkidomus himself. His threat to blow Luz up was obviously a dramatic petty bluff. He's not allowed of the castle except on weekends. And we all talk about the petrifications in the boiling Isles whether hunter or Belos did it but. They establish in season 1 that this is the first petrification in decades. Longer than hunter has even been alive. It really doesn't seem like in the actual released show hunter knew anything about basilisks. We never meet anyone who has any personal beef with him. Belos clearly has kept him extremely sheltered intentionally to keep him isolated from other scouts. I think textually its really supposed to imply he HASN'T actually done anything that justifies his reputation.

Anyway he's definitely killed people though

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Some things that exist in my Movie!Green Cousin au, because I'm bored
  1. Morro is ten years older than Lloyd, so Morro helped a lot with babysitting when Koko was at work
  2. Wu adopted Morro when Morro was seven years old when he found Morro trying to break into the warehouse by the Bounty
  3. Morro is a trained ninja. He says he's retired, though, whenever Lloyd has invited him to go on patrol
  4. Kai has beef with Morro because Morro joked that he was Lloyd's best friend ONE time
  5. Morro works as a part-time manager at a coffee shop called Death By Coffee and a part-time as the receptionist at the tattoo parlor Bansha works at
  6. Someone once came into the parlor to get a "Fire Ninja" tattoo, and Morro complained about it for almost two hours straight. Lloyd thought it was hilarious
  7. Morro's old training gi is grey and pale green, so Lloyd likes to joke that he's the "Grey Ninja"
  8. Lloyd's contact picture in his phone for Morro is a picture of Morro flipping him off after he tried to do a kickflip on Lloyd's skateboard and faceplanted
  9. Morro's contact picture in his phone for Lloyd is a picture of eight year old Lloyd with his bowl cut and skeleton hoodie, screaming because he dropped his ice cream cone
  10. Morro has a feud with Ronin because Ronin ripped him off the one time he went to his pawnshop. So Morro and his friends graffiti the side of the pawnshop once a week. Ronin has never managed to catch him. In retaliation, Ronin litters outside Death By Coffee, so Morro has to pick it up. The feuds not ending anytime soon
May or may not add more
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Damian: [Watching Steph, Dick, Tim, and Duke argue over who ate the last cinnamon swirl bagel]
Damian: I don't understand why this family is so dramatic
Jason: Really?
Damian: Yes
Jason: You denounce this family whenever someone else takes the dog piece in Monopoly
Damian: It should be mine by right!
Jason: By right of what? That you have a dog? Newsflash, Ace was here first. Maybe Ace should have the dog p-
Damian: [attacks]
Cass: [shakes her head at all of them while eating the bagel]
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So @lloydskywalkers made a post and I laughed so hard for so long and couldn't stop thinking about it so thanks for bringing me joy lloydskywalkers bro have ten seconds of absolute nonsense

[voice work done by me too pls do not repost/reuse audio]

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