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Redemption

Do you think you could put it back together? :)

im fucking losing it 

i thought it was just a normal dog in the background up until the end until it really opened its fucking mouth 

and then i just keep looking at it, paying attention while he talks, and im like...is that...a fucking muppet...is that controlled by someones hand, and i just, it gets so much worse because i keep staring and its forever until i realize its not even a normal fucking dog it has fucking hands. little grabby fucking hands,

I saw a post describing different kinds of body horror, like with a deer as example. I didn't get the one that used deception as theme, like 'the thing that wasn't a deer and maybe never was' was an example of how we are afraid to be deceived, but I couldn't picture it. THIS 'DOG' IS A HORRBILE XAMPLE OF THAT! I hate how for a few moments I truly thought that was just a normal dog! How could I have been that blind!?! I actually flinced when that jaw unhinged like a fucking snake!

(via @heirofnepeta)

i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you're missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv

("spongebob was found drunk in public")

("drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)

("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome")

("meow")

("manchita broke the quarantine and can't get down")

I fucking love these videos

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

thinkin bout funny meme

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

only 16 days left of hockey

only 15 days left of hockey

ONLY 14 days left of hockey

environmental storytelling.

She should be at the club

Ok one sec

happy 11th birthday god i wish that were me

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,