Yeehawgust day 13 “where the buffalo roam”

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

The nurse who prescribes my HRT is great, zero complaints, but he can put the ball a little too in-my-court. In my most recent checkup we were talking about adjusting my dose, and he asked what dosage I wanted, and like, that's not a question I am qualified to answer, my guy.

So I said, "My ideal dose is basically that I'm holding an erlenmeyer flask of pure estrogen and someone offscreen yells, 'Doctor, you can't!' and I say, 'Just watch me!' and then I drink it and contort violently around and then fall out of frame and when I pop back into frame I'm played by Anne Hathaway."

And he didn't give me that dose but he did up it, so, like I said, zero complaints.

I have little mouth and must scream

made by my friend normal_kermit__ on instagram

“AAAAAAAAA”

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.

A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.

#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

@snaileo

So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.

You are not experiencing higher than expected call volumes. You refuse to hire sufficient staff to take care of exactly the amount of calls you should be getting as the facility you are.

Some of you really fucking hate women. Including you self proclaimed feminists who think you're somehow immune. Some of you have complete and utter contempt for any woman who doesn't think like you, act like you, laugh like you -- any woman who doesn't like the books you like, the shows you like, the jokes you like. You've made yourself an arbiter of what makes a person intelligent and worthy, condemning so many women as vapid and incapable of insight, and convinced yourself that this is somehow better than pre-2010s "girl stuff is icky" misogyny.

(TERFs fuck off this isn't for you)

TikTok Chappell Roan fandom is like "haha her stage performance is so fun, we love the character she plays heckling the VIP crowd" and the Tumblr Chappell Roan fandom is like "Is Chappell Roan's entitled abuse of her fans for not performing emotional labor an example of capitalist elitism? Guillotine."

Unfortunately I've been informed that there are TikTok freaks outside my FYP literally scream crying throwing up over Chappell Roan ribbing VIP.

This still makes more sense to me than calling Chappell Roan, who has been a superstar for less than a summer, a capstone of the bourgeoisie for *checks notes* setting boundaries and being funny.

Ever notice how any time men make "guys being dudes" funny haha jokes people are like "this is what boys being boys is about :)". But when women make "girls being gals" funny haha jokes people are like "you are uniquely responsible for the decline of women's rights".

who wants to see my favorite statue

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

official dragon post

March ☂ April