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Christmas Cracker jokes are the WORST or are they the BEST?! We don't even know anymore but why not give the Christmas Cracker Joke Generator a whirl and decide for yourself.

In fact, these jokes were provided by YOU on the CBBC website, so thank you!

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  • Comment posted by ILoveTheEnviroment12, at 08:21 26 Dec 2023

    What is Santa’s favourite store?
    Elfridges & Co!

    Because if you take the s of of Selfidges, you get Elfridges and Selfridges is a store

  • Comment posted by ILoveTheEnviroment12, at 17:24 20 Dec 2023

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cowsgo
    Cowsgo who?
    No, cows go moo!

  • Comment posted by LittleLlama9886, at 16:16 18 Dec 2023

    I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

    I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog!

    • Reply posted by CraftsWithMarth, at 15:02 22 Dec 2023

      CraftsWithMarth replied:
      best joke ever

  • Comment posted by kittycat, at 15:00 15 Dec 2023

    I got
    Patel lines have so much in common…

    It’s a shame they never meet

  • Comment posted by Labrador_Lover, at 19:02 10 Dec 2023

    Why do ants never get ill…
    BECAUSE THEY HAVE LITTLE ANTI-BODIES

    • Reply posted by Lollo180, at 18:41 13 Dec 2023

      Lollo180 replied:
      I got that one too!

  • Comment posted by Sofia the 8th, at 17:43 10 Dec 2023

    did you hear about the new restaurant called karma?

    there is no menu, you get what you deserve.
    sorry my joke is not good

    • Reply posted by kittycat, at 15:00 15 Dec 2023

      kittycat replied:
      I like it

  • Comment posted by AnimalQueen3000, at 09:08 4 Dec 2023

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Atch
    Atch who?
    Bless you!!!

  • Comment posted by AnimalQueen3000, at 09:03 4 Dec 2023

    What did one snowman way to the other?...

    Can you smell carrots!!!

    • Reply posted by Sofia the 8th, at 17:34 10 Dec 2023

      Sofia the 8th replied:
      I don't get it

  • Comment posted by Anaya, at 16:09 3 Dec 2023

    What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?

    A mistle-toad.
    🎄🎅🏽

    • Reply posted by Hearts_For_My_BFFs, at 18:27 11 Dec 2023

      Hearts_For_My_BFFs replied:
      I had that at my yr3-yr6 singing play!
      They said Christmas toad but then said mistle toad

  • Comment posted by Cookies, at 18:54 30 Nov 2023

    CBBC can you please put any one of my jokes up? Thank You.

  • Comment posted by Chocolate Crumble Monster, at 16:02 30 Nov 2023

    What do criminal frogs say?
    Rob it!
    Rob It!
    Rob it!

  • Comment posted by User0605691299, at 19:43 29 Nov 2023

    What happens when you celebrate Christmas in France 🥐?
    You get put on the Nice list🌲.

    If you didn't get it, Nice is a city in France.

    • Reply posted by Sofia the 8th, at 17:35 10 Dec 2023

      Sofia the 8th replied:
      thank you for the explanation

  • Comment posted by Cookies, at 18:54 29 Nov 2023

    What happens if you attach your Christmas tree to a bicycle?
    Answer: You get a Christmas trecycle

  • Comment posted by Cookies, at 18:51 29 Nov 2023

    What is it called when the CBBC Beaker Girls dog catches an elf?
    Answer: Elfie
    Alfie is the Beaker Girl dog

    • Reply posted by Sofia the 8th, at 17:36 10 Dec 2023

      Sofia the 8th replied:
      hahaha! elfie is my elf on the shelf's name

  • Comment posted by Cookies, at 18:46 29 Nov 2023

    What flavour do you call a gingerbread house that is broken?

    Caramel Brittle

    • Reply posted by Sofia the 8th, at 17:37 10 Dec 2023

      Sofia the 8th replied:
      I don't get it

  • Comment posted by lamarthescientist, at 18:41 29 Nov 2023

    How do you help someone who lost their christmas spirit?

    Nurse them back to elf!

    sorry my joke is not good!

    • Reply posted by ilovea_kind_ofspark, at 13:04 21 Dec 2023

      ilovea_kind_ofspark replied:
      hahahaha so funny

  • Comment posted by EllynMaloryTowersFan, at 17:56 29 Nov 2023

    Why should you never trust a snowman? ⛄
    Answer: They're always up to snow good! 😂

  • Comment posted by Rockstarboy, at 19:00 28 Nov 2023

    What do you get when you cross a human with a elf?
    Elfie!

    • Reply posted by Sofia the 8th, at 17:38 10 Dec 2023

      Sofia the 8th replied:
      elfie is my elf on the shelf's name

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