The Dad Joke Generator

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These jokes are so bad, they're good! Or maybe they're just bad?! We don't even know anymore!!!

Think you have better (or worse!) jokes? Write them in the comments below!

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  • Comment posted by Kids Account, at 15:45 21 Apr

    -My Joke-
    Dad, im hungry
    Hi hungry im dad 😂😂
    they stole this from the muffin song- 😂

  • Comment posted by XandyIsTheBest, at 19:21 3 Apr

    😝Jokes 😜
    Knock Knock ✊
    Who’s there?
    Cows 🐄
    Cows who?
    No they don’t, they moo!
    😝 Jokes 😜

    🟢XandyIsTheBest🟢

  • Comment posted by smellysock9, at 17:53 24 Feb

    knock knock whose there dishes dishes who dishes a really

    • Reply posted by smellysock9, at 17:55 24 Feb

      smellysock9 replied:
      bad joke

  • Comment posted by DolphinMartha, at 15:43 9 Aug 2023

    I got
    what do you call a hippo with no bum

    a hippo-bottomless haha ha

  • Comment posted by yummybanna24, at 18:34 18 Jun 2023

    i got another dad joke that you might find funny .
    why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    because there all ways stuck at c.😅😂😂😂😅😁 I hope I made you laugh.
    I hope you have a great day😁

  • Comment posted by Sakina, at 13:51 18 Jun 2023

    Sounds like a typical #dadjoke

    • Reply posted by XandyIsTheBest, at 19:22 3 Apr

      XandyIsTheBest replied:
      Yep 👍

  • Comment posted by User0208461656, at 11:59 18 Jun 2023

    not that funny sorry

  • Comment posted by pink , at 09:50 18 Jun 2023

    🤭🤭🤭there acc funny tho

  • Comment posted by Abbysuperstatic, at 18:43 15 Jun 2023

    There so funny

  • Comment posted by Pro, at 18:31 13 Jun 2023

    so boring

  • Comment posted by craftmaker, at 17:23 13 Jun 2023

    There so funny

  • Comment posted by Ava, at 19:01 3 May 2023

    My joke was I don't trust stairs...because there always up to some thing.

  • Comment posted by User0293535763, at 14:35 30 Apr 2023

    I got,
    knock, knock
    WHO'S THERE
    Europe,
    EUROPE WHO
    No, your a poo!

    • Reply posted by XandyIsTheBest, at 19:29 3 Apr

      XandyIsTheBest replied:
      Same

  • Comment posted by KittensGalore, at 10:33 1 Apr 2023

    why don't you ever see elephants hiding behind trees because they're good at it .#dadjoke .

    • Reply posted by Atiya, at 18:03 12 Apr 2023

      Atiya replied:
      thats what i got

  • Comment posted by Hannah, at 16:45 28 Mar 2023

    knock knock
    who's there
    dishes
    dishes who
    dishes a really bad joke

    🙄

    • Reply posted by User0927439691, at 12:23 30 Mar 2023

      User0927439691 replied:
      lol

  • Comment posted by User0132017748, at 14:15 19 Mar 2023

    They really are dad jokes! What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!

    • Reply posted by Sakina, at 13:51 18 Jun 2023

      Sakina replied:
      I got that too

  • Comment posted by Noah S, at 11:42 25 Feb 2023

    What do you call a hippo with no bum.
    A hippo-bottomless!

  • Comment posted by U19552946, at 17:45 19 Jul 2022

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    He Neverlands!

    ~~~~Attack72~~~~

  • Comment posted by Popcorn Sloth 101, at 16:44 18 Jul 2022

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a really bad joke

    CRINGE ALERT

    • Reply posted by User0597552527, at 19:35 26 Oct 2023

      User0597552527 replied:
      🫣🫣🫣 PLANET CRINGE!

  • Comment posted by RoseRabbit, at 19:10 17 Jul 2022

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Europe,
    Europe who?
    No, you're a poo! 🤪💩🤪💩

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