If you think a posh skin care investment still amounts to the price of a good moisturiser, look away now.
Understood. I’ll just be over here, watching the cat. Come here, Mittens.
Good choice. The latest must-have in every star’s bathroom shelfie comes with a price tag that would turn most shoppers pale.
I thought pale was good? Wasn’t there a reason I started putting SPF on every day, even to sit indoors?
I mean to say: it would shock you.
Ouch — does it involve some sort of terrifying electromagnetic currents?
No. It’s painless. Bar the cost.
Just come out with it, will you?
£5,000.
Goodness. I feel significantly aged.
It could help with that, as it happens
As I would well expect, and